Sexy Nurses
“Lucky me; I had to get a teeny, tiny bit of surgery done to remove a harmless-but-unsightly cyst on the back of my neck and was tended to by a couple of rather scrumptious looking nurses. Despite having drawn them for years, I didn’t honestly think the cliche “sexy nurse” existed! Now; aesthetic is a long, LONG way down the list on what I want when I visit the doctor. I’d rather be treated by someone that looks like Gollum and knows what they’re doing than a glamour model that doesn’t know arse from elbow.
Up until now; I have been.
“Take your shirt off please, Mr Jackson.”
Cue me trying to suck in my gut.
Banter ensued while the doc got ready. Laughter. Mock-panic to invoke sympathy. More laughter.
In with a chance?
No way in hell.
The only thing they’ll remember about me is the massive gob of crud the doc pulled out of my neck.
Damnit.
And you can bet the nurse that takes the stitches out next week is built like a marine.
DAMNIT!!!”
