October 2010
6 posts
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
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June 2010
5 posts
April 2010
4 posts
March 2010
5 posts
February 2010
15 posts
Sexy Nurses
“Lucky me; I had to get a teeny, tiny bit of surgery done to remove a harmless-but-unsightly cyst on the back of my neck and was tended to by a couple of rather scrumptious looking nurses. Despite having drawn them for years, I didn’t honestly think the cliche “sexy nurse” existed! Now; aesthetic is a long, LONG way down the list on what I want when I visit the doctor....
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
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Whats for breakfast?
Mom: Honey, where are all the eggs? I just bought a new carton yesterday.
Me: They hatched.
Mom: Oh. We'll just have cereal and toast, then.
January 2010
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Today, I was walking back to my dorm after class when I came up to a crosswalk where I saw everyone holding foam swords. I was confused until I looked across the street and everyone on that side had swords too. As soon as the crosswalk turned to walk everyone charged across the street screaming, and met in the middle to duel until the light changed, they then stood on their respective sides...
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“Today I decided that for my wedding, instead of having a flower girl, I’m...”
– MLIA
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In chemisty today our teacher told us about a very dangerous chemical, dihydorgen monoxide. He held up a beaker filled with a clear liquid and proceded to tell us all the horrible things it can do. It’s gas form can burn you, it’s solid form can make your skind rot away. So on and so forth. Suddenly he threw at a girls face, the entire class gasped and teh girl started writhing in...
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December 2009
30 posts
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If ‘GH’ stands for ‘P’ as in ‘Hiccough’ and if ‘OUGH’ stands for ‘O’ as in ‘Dough’ and if ‘PHTH’ stands for ‘T’ as in ‘Phthisis’ and if ‘EIGH’ stands for ‘A’ as in ‘Neighbour’ and if ‘TTE’ stands for ‘T’ as in ‘Gazette’...
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“Today, I was playing a game with my little cousin where I say an animal and he...”
– MLIA